School was a per normal. Man,Im sick of layaning this type of nonsense alrd. Man,if your so fierce. Say whtvr you wanna say up my fxcking face,cb. I mean like seriously,just wait another 2 years and i'll dissapear from your life. Super irritating. You ask everyone if im angry at you. As if I dont know. You think I stupid ? Whats wrong w me being angry. Pagi2 aku tak marah,kau buat aku marah. Mcm siaaaaaal. Please kay,why must it always be you whom I fight with ? Why cant it be others. Wanna know whats the thing that makes me tick about you ? Its your attitude. Frankly speaking,dont think so highly about yourself. I'll make sure I pull your damn fxcking ego down. I can be a nice person to anyone. Being nice to you & trying to care about you,its just wrong. Cos you dont care about anyone either than yourself. You dont catch people when they fall. You watch them from afar. Maaaan,stupid. Use your brain. God give you brain for what ?


Im just waiting for the right time to talk to you,nicely. You make it so hard for me to do so. Its as if im talking to someone I hate for 1000000 years. You being secretive is soooo irritating. Next time If you wanna tell us,dont mention infront of us. Keep all your secrets to yourself but dont complain to anyone that nobody care about you. Sial seriously,kau tak bilang kiterorg pape,abeh kau kate kiterorg ignore kau kau sorang tu sume. What the fxck I tell you first. I wont hate you forever,but please tolong. And oi kau belom sadar diri per ? You have nvr apologise to anyone for your wrong doings. All you do is act as if nothing happen. Super stuck up. Damn,cant you just say sorry? See it so hard? If you dont know how say,I'll teach you kay bitch ?


Your acting is so fake,plastic. You might as well buy a barbie & let it be your BFF. Kay when your ready to talk to me about this. Talk,aku takkan pekik kat kau samapai kau nanges. Please I dont do this type of things to a "friend". Use your brain. Thank you :D

Today super lazy to type long-long. So this post will be based on pics :D

This is so cool :)

Do they sell this in Singapore ? If they do,wahh I want to buy all !!

If I got this much makeup,FUUUUUUUH! I pengsan. Dont have to buy anymore makeup for 100 years.

This is me,all sad and alone. Well,im not sad now. Maybe later I be sad kay ? Hahaha,must follow timing. 10pm to 1030pm I sad. 1031 to 11pm I angry. Hahahahahahahaha!

This is me too. My heart is in two. Lol,no. I just love this picture cos the girl face like so sad. Hehehehe,

This is also me. Haha,nah no. This is not me. I just love this pic too ^^

I want my hair to be like this. Aft I finish secondary sch I wanna dye my hair like this. Okay,take note people.

This woman gile. Keep hair until so long. I want long hair but not until this long. Just imagine I go swimming. Fuuh,rambot mcm seaweed dalam air. Hahahahaha,go cut your hair la crazy woman. See,she still can smile until so big.

Eeeeeeeeee,this is so gross. So skinny for what ? Look at the skinny barbie.

Omgomgomgomgomg,so gross. I may be skinny but I eat alot. These people starve themselve. I eat almost every minute. Hahaha,I can never be full. Always hungry.

DONUTS !! I LOVE DONUTS !! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I dont know what the hell is this but it looks yummy. And also because its pink thats why I wanna eat. Hahaha,I like !

Tmr Im gonna eat this at Macs. Damn cannot tahan. I wanna eat burger now. I wanna eat french fries. Oh french fries. Man,Im lovin it. FUUUUUUUUUH! Besok saya gi makan Macs :D

Things I MUST buy. Lol,byebye ^^

Woke up at 6.30am,quickly got ready to meet Ashqn at her house. But I was too lazy to walk all the way to her house so I asked her to meet me at Yewtee. Its not that I pemalas. Its my awesome legs fault. Took the train,sumpah we kept laughing in the train. I also dont know why we're laughing anyway. In ther train,I turn my head then got one man's ketiak at my face. I mean like what the hell inconsiderate sia let me smell your ketiak until Jurong East. Skali Ashqn laughed aft she saw my face. Hahahaha,changed train & met the other girls in the other train.


Reached Chinese Garden,blablabla. Had the run and all. I didnt run,I walk w Raudha. Eh please eh,I not pemalas. I repeat its my awesome legs fault. Seriously,I walk like nenek nenek. Even I laugh also my stomach pain. Anyway,aft the run Eirfan masok hospital. Take care bro. Aft everything was over,went to Jurong Point to eat at Banquet. Syaf cried while eating. The food said something mean to her then she cry. Then Faeza & Syu went home or something. So left w me,Ashqn & Syaf. We walked around,went to POPULAR and saw this BOUNCING CLAY !!


Next time I go there Im so gonna buy even if I have to snatch the clay away from some lil kid. ME + BOUNCING CLAY = HEAVEEEEEN! Well,as you see Im still a kid. This part kurangajar siket kay? Took the train,then at one stop got this guy come in. Abeh that Ashqn go and whisper " Ni ah yang budak yang aku bilang pegi letak biskut dlm idong dier". I cannot tahan then I laugh ah. Abeh she go say about his dot. I look at him and laugh. Skali he turn got bigger hole! Wlao,I cannot tahan then I go and stand jaoh2 from them. I look straight and saw another guy w hole also. Omg,wth man this mrt train. Well,laughed like siao.


Blabla,slacked w Ashqn for awhile under her block cos she dont wna go home so early. Man,I feel like killing all the stupid lalats in the world. They keep flying all over our face. At first only one,then aft awhile one whole family come. Ashqn asked me this question " Have you ever wondered why humans faces are all different. But why animals faces all the same? ". I mean like shes got me wondering until now. Think about it people(:

Had sch as per usual. Aft sch was thinking of going home & skip stupid Napfa. Nadiah came along and said she was watching football match in sch. Then I changed my mind,I was like okay I stay in school and watch the match. In the end went for Napfa. I was totally exhausted. My leg all cramp now. Argh,super painful. This is what you get when you semangat do Napfa. After everything,me & Ashqn went down to watch the match. We thought the match was cancelled. But in the end,there was a match. So me,Ashqn,Nadiah,Atyqa & one of their friend sat inside he field.

I tell you,we were screaming like crazy. Super fun,Nadiah sampai pekek dont know whos name also. Seriously,the SSS goalkeeper was like NEHNEH. I think I now pekak abit cos Nadiah kept screaming in my ears. Thanks alot. Atyqa kept playing the TAPTAP,then bile kalah tak puas. Got one SSS guy kick the ball until terdudok atas the ball. Haha,cant help by laughing. Theres one time where the goal keeper flew in the air and kick then I was like " This is not karate,this is not karate!". Omg,got one part where Izzat ran while kicking the ball then his hair belah tengah,then Nadiah go shout " Izzat rambot belah tengah!". Hahaha,hilarious.

Byebye I want to go and drink COKE.

Heyhey. See the pic up there? Hehe,tweetybird mouth. I mean so call a tweety bird mouth. When listening to songs on youtube,I came across this video about American tail from Disney Channel Movies. Brings back memories,watched the video Somewhere out there from American tail. I mean WOW POOW BAAM! I felt just like a kid again. I mean a younger kid. Seriously,the lyrics goes like this : Somewhere out there, beneath the pale moon light. Someone thinking of me & loving me tonight. Somewhere out there, if lve can see us through then we'll be together.". Omg,im gonna watch the video again & again.

School is getting super boring. As usual,all the teachers kanchiong cos Mid-year Examination coming. Every lesson I sleep. Wait let me rephrase that,every lesson I pay attention w my head on the table & eyes shut. Okay thats better. The weirdest thing today was i freaking semangat to go for PE lesson. Heres what happen :

Mr Khoo : * calls out my name to check if im present *

Me : * shows the peace sign *

Mr Khoo : Are you wearing PE shorts ?

Me : Yes ?

Mr Khoo : Oh good Shazlina.

Hahaha,see even Mr Khoo noticed. Played captain's ball,the game was funny. Whenever the ball is in the air,all the girls started screaming like crazy. Oh,and they were running in circles. I wasnt screaming of course,I was busy laughing at them. Okay thats the only interesting thing that happen today.

- Fxck youuuuu idiot.

Now I have the whole day to blog what I want. And I hate being at home. I rather be in school sleeping. Okay,my main objective about this post is to damn those stupid brainless girls who pick on others just because they're more kental than them. And for those girls who thinks they're so god damn gorgeous but their face like jamban. And WORST those stupid girls who thinks they're friends w everyone. Nak step popular O.O

I go around the net & see all pics of girls who are not pretty and yet they say themselves LAWAAAA. Ohmygod,I got friends a million times for gorgeous than you and yet they dont say themselves pretty. Walao eh. I was bloghopping then landed up in this blog. Fuuuh,post sume puji diri. Eeeeeee,kalau lawa aku fhm ah. Ni !@#$%$%$% . Okay,nexttt ~

Theres this sec1 girl,idk ah. Seriously ah her attitude sucks. Dont say we bullies okay. Shes our age from what I know. And worst she doesnt even look like a fifteen year old. She looks like a pri3. Yeah so she went and made her classmate cry. See how stupid is she. Kids nowadays ah,she walk around like she own the sch. Padehal baru sec1. Hahaha,lol. Seriously,tell her go & dieeee.

Ohhhh,lastly. I hate people putting my face on their blog. If I know the person,then Im okay w it. But this girl churik ppl gambar then put at her blog. Walao,tak tau malu pe sial ? Not gonna say much. But seriously stupid man. Dont think your friends with everyone in Singapore,bodoh.

Gua dah puas. LOL! Byebye^^ I wanna eat cheeseeeeeeee

Thats my dream phone! :D Damn,I love that phone up there. Its 12.30pm now,friends are in school. Im at home doing nothing. Okay let me tell you my story. Ystd I couldnt sleep at all. Ended up sleeping 2am plus. Abeh lepas tu,today morning susah nak bangon. Left the house at around 8am plus. I left the house thinking I would make it to sch on time. I reached Yewtee and saw no regenite. I mean like what the hell ?! Its 8.20am and theres no regenites ? Two years back was different alright,there was loads of regenites still walking to sch at 8.20am. But no no,this year is different _l_

Walk super fast to sch and saw Mr Gab closed the gate. Called mum and said that I'll be coming home. Wooh,pandai Shazlina. Dah lambat teros tknk gi sklh. Otw back to Yewtee,people kept staring. LOL,cos I was in sch uni walking back from Regent. And now Im at homeeeee. YAY! :D Maybe later going Yewt or something. Super boreeeeed man :P

Omg,dont you think Demi Lovato looks like Megan Fox in this picture? Well if you guys dont know whos she. Shes the one who plays Mitchie in Camp Rock. Im her biggest fan,LOL :D

Cousins for life. WOOH ^^

Okay,went to sch w a major sorethroat. My voice almost like guy. Okay maybe like gay but still its weird alright. I cant stop myself from talking & laughing real loud. So yeah,you can imagine weird it sounds. Baek Shazlina. During art,we had to paint this wall. The sun gave us no mercy. It was so hot until the paint dried up. I mean top layer. My skin was like cooking. Besides that,Huiqin & Levina painted on me. And thanks to Levina I was walking in sch the whole day with green & black paint on my leg without realising. Haha,LOL! Damn,one whole day sia.

After detention,went to the Range. Aft watching the gays & Mai do rehearsals. damn super funny. I kept laughin really loud. The funniest one was them acting as the house. Darn,hilarious. Then went to minimart,blablabla. Fought w the aunty & uncle at minimart. Stupid,seriously. They thought we stole their drink. Like uh,dumb. Like what Arep said " Dorang nak tipu penipu ?". Ohhh,while walkin out of sch got this so called " Mats" and " Minahs " tryin to langga everybody. Stupid sia,all walk like some gangsta. Padehal,I look at them must tundokkk. Walao ~ Ni ah panggel pandang rendah. No offense to Mai,haha you my friend.

Tmr's Awards Day. Wish me all the best. Shit,im not prepared at all. Kay whatever kay,its not like a big thing anw. So yes,byebye ^^

Im sick today. Thanks alot to the person who jangket his/her virus to me. Thanks x 10000000,
Serious ah,I feel like sumbat-ing milions of tissue in my nose. Haha,lol. No im serious. In school,did nothing actually cos I really got no mood. Duh,I sick deyy. My face was like !@#$$^ for the whole day in school. Once again thank you to the person who passed his/her virus to me.
Main highlight for today was the damn chichak that Taufiq killed. Eww eww eww eww ~ He whacked the damn thing until blood came out of its head. Worst of all,its head and tail was being separated. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!


Alright,tmr theres and excursion to Marina Barrage. Oh yeah baybeh,first ever excursion this year. We're going on a field trip. And best of all,we get to wear polo. Kay I wanna go telan pill & sleeeeep. Byebye!

I love the song " Jojo - Keep Forgetting ". Its on my playlist. Damn,its so so so nice. I can totally relate to it. Theres band tmr,well I HATE BAND but I gotta put up w it. Alamak,seriously ah. Life without would be so much funner. I'll be able to go concerts & chill all the time. W band,I cant do any of these. If band would be funner alil bit,maybe I would want to stay. But argh,its not. Damn,I just need to make the best out of this stupid CCA i've chosen. _l_


Back to : I love the song " Jojo - Keep Forgetting ". The part when she sang " I keep on forgetting to forget about you.". AHHHHH! AWESOOOME. Go hear it kay,now. IM SERIOUS. GO AND HEAR THE SONG NOWWWW !! Kay,byebye. I need to call Syaf,storytelling jap. :P

My first ever time going out without makeuppppp :/ This was last year. I mean like first time I go out far far without makeup. Yesterday was the Musical btw. Saw the casts crying and all. Man,felt their emotions abit. I cannot see people crying later I also cry. Haha,sensitive konon. But really lahhhhh. In the middle of the afternn & night show,went into the casts room to kepo kepo. Their bilek,FUUUUUUUUUH! Boleh pengsan. Damn kotor but cool ah. Got lights around the mirror. Haha,jakon. Talked to the casts/dancers for awhile then went up to the band's room. Well,the musical turned out great. Byebye ^^

Sup people,found some hilarious stuff on the net. I GOOGLE alooot,well this post is merepek so If you guys dont want to read then dont read la. But I know you guys interested in this post right ? Wooh,okay best. Lets start,

See how dumb is this person. The ques ask to explain the shape of the graph,this dumb person g o write IT IS CURVY and all. LOL !

Okay,whats this sign suppose to mean by DO NOT DANGLE ANY DOLL ?! Man,this sign-makers are dumb to the max.

LMFAO! This is funny sia. LOOKOUTKNOCKHEAD.

LOL LOL LOL LOL ! Do you want pepsi or cock ? Hahahahahahahahahahah!

Lets go to my fav part,celebrities without makeup. My only time to criticise them for looking like #$%^&. Awesome,Lets start lets start lets start!

Alamak Beyonce ?! Unglam gile siol. Just look at her face,EWW!

Vanessa Hudgens look super round in the left picture. Idk how Zac Efron can fall in love w you sia. -..-

Kim Kardashian is a transformer. From so ugly to super hot & pretty. See what makeup can do to us girls. So babes,makeup is good. OKAY ?

Mak oi Jennifer Lopez. Well,she has a natural look. So cant kutok her rabak2. Rock on,

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What the hell man Miley Cyrus ?! Hell sia,this picture scared the hell out of me. Since when a person's face can until like that. Ewww,gross gross gross. Eh Miley cyrus dont take pics like that ah,terperanjat berok siak.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Cameron Diaz looks like momok without makeup. Serious,man she scares me. If I got friend that white like momok,everyday I bring her to the beach. Hitamkan kulet siket. Hahahaha!

Jessica Biel rocks. Shes alrd hot without makeup but w makeup more hotter. So wear more makeup kay? Pakai foundation banyak alright.

YAY! Byebye. Tmr will be at RP until 10pm. YAY! No sch for me tmr.

Im back home,finally. I put that pic up there cos I find my eyes big. So,muahahahaha! Anw that was otw home from Farudeen's 1st Birthday. See that idiot beside me,that one my brother. Fat like sumo. Anw,during PE was fun. Heres the thing we played Captain's ball. We conquered the whole parade square. Yes,we were screaming our heads off. We were planning to do this every lesson! So so so so so so funn.


Walking back to class :

Mr Low : You paint your whole body black later your skin cnt breathe.
Me : Huh! Skin can breathe meh ?
Ashiqin : * drinking watercooler.
Mr Low : Your pores on your skin breathes.
Me : Ohhh,* looks at arm* BREATHE !
Ashiqin : Merepek ah kau. Hahahahahahahah!
Ros : Ape nye yg mrpk ?
Ashiqin : She go say to her hand like that * shows Ros how I put my arm up* and say like that BREATHE !
Ros : Hahahahahahahaha!


Thats all folks. Bored & Byebye

Im seriously worned out today. Had band from 9am to 4.30pm. I dont know for what reason we need to have this long a practice but yeah. Right aft band went to Yewtee Point to change baju & went to my aunts house. I like bodoh sia walking shiok sendiri to my aunts house w music blasting in my ears. See the pic up there,that was taken ystd. Stupid nephew extra. He looking at me as if I crazy. Padehal his the crazy one to be crazy enough to be an extra in the pic. Haha,Im scolding a 2year old boy on the internet. Best Shazlina? O.o

I've been biting the spoon for an hour -..-


I want to update as much as I can bagi ni blog meletop. Currently on Facebook,searching for long lost friends. Haha,takde kerje nak buat. Oh well,oh well. Most of my friends are like so different since the last time I saw them. But Hu ha ha hu,inside their still the same peeps I used to know 2 years back. My personalities change once I left Fuchun Pri. To tell the truth,in primary sch I was reaaaaaaal quiet. I dont know what happen to me,I become more talkative & less shy. WOOH! Mission accomplished. Kay bye,I wanna go put my plate in the kitchen and run into the room. Byebye ^^

Yo yo yo,today is like the best day so far aft the ChiangMai trip. Blablabla,had sch. Aft sch,me plus girls went to Yewtee Point to buy bubbletea aft that chitchatted. Idk what the heck was I thinking but I started talking like an Indonesian and irritate everyone. Man,I was bored to death what. We laughed & laughed. Otw back to Yewtee,Me,Ros & Ashqn decided to talk like an Indon all the way to the Mrt Station. Omg,hilarious. Well,anyway thats my day for today. Fuck you peanut for posting what I did ystd _l_ Hahahaha,kay bye.